In Episode 64 we talk about bat arguments, getting elected on The Bachelor, a feline sexcapade, alcoholic Powerade, a chonky baby, and a white collar criminal's guide to prison. That last one is an actual article. That exists. God help us all.
In Episode 63 week we discover our wild hearts, our dads make us fight the hippies, invest in gaycoin, and improve all sports by adding more blades to them. It's basically science.
In Episode 62 we mourn the wood chip party, escape the plane, piss on a snake, and fight the power by creating our own crosswalks and shooting drones out of the sky. Viva la revolution!
Episode 61 starts as a normal episode of the show, and ends as an impromptu episode of CoolGames Inc. It's Mario Kart, but with flesh bodies! Pedestrian Racer will be coming to consoles in 2020. Pre-order for exclusive extra skin.
In Episode 60 we talk about getting married under the colonel, "hilarious" proposal pranks, an emotional support clown, and dog butt cleanliness. So romantic!
In Episode 59 we have mouse problems, snake problems, wet veg problems, bean problems, and institutionalised sexism problems. It's a doozy
In Episode 58 we talk about a well-endowed giant, flat-Earth crossbow attacks, the next evolution of fishing technology, the next evolution of sitting technology, and the very professional source Wikipedia.
In Episode 57 we pitch the teen drama we've always dreamed of, find eggs inside eggs, learn to count in dog years, get dunked on by the olds, keep our credit cards clean, and go to war over coffee. Tune in for 'Goon' in 2021.
In Episode 56 we talk about eating rubber ducks, super-cool tiny knives, the television santa, critiques of phallic owls, and toilet frogs. We bless you with these comedy delicacies and you eat them up, like the ravenous beasts you are.
This is a very important PSA! Squeeze the avocado! Squeeze it like your life depends on it! Ep 55 includes topics like black rice ion fermentation, 2004 nostalgia, dangerous fruit and insecure men. Just your everyday sort of thing.
This week we sue the other Red Menace podcast, talk more about Ooshies, buy a super-wallet, get into a toxic relationship with a ghost, and steal from all the hotels. Also Chris is the one man who can save Melbourne from his own mistakes.
To start our second year of podcasting we spend 25 minutes figuring out how a military force of Australian native animals would work. It's pretty funny, very well thought out, and definitely for sale for TV production. We also talk about Ooshies and how horrible the name "Ooshie" is.
It's our birthday (52nd episode)! So we talk about masturbating monkeys in this one. Happy birthday us! We also talk about anarchist penguins, a wood chip party, a counterfeit council, and who signed Chris up for Christian Mingle. Thank you all for coming to our birthday party.
In Episode 51 we have a special guest! Sophie, Chris's sister! Her flight was cancelled and she was crashing on his couch! We talk about cunning animals, including crocodiles, alligators and cockatoos. Also the Netflix Original film iBoy again.
In Episode 50, we talk about Netflix movies. And Danny DeVito. Honestly that's most of it... Fine, there's also creative bickering, Xbox facial wash, and a man going down on an inflatable clown. It's most DeVito talk though.
In Episode 49 we talk about Facebook boomers, office-chair sports, the unexpected consequences of dating, aerial post delivery, and explore some of the best technology kickstarters. We are all grand pricks now.
In Episode 48 we talk about rubbing things in stores, black panthers (again), buying very small properties, postal vandalism, a place to leave babies while you sell drugs, and which professions feature the most sex dungeons. Allison eats chips sometimes. I did my best to remove all chip audio, but I'm not God. You've been warned.
In Episode 47 we go to the Knob Festival, learn about keeping sex safe from electricity, mistake a bear for dog, offend a possum, figure out we'll never own property, and talk about how to de-gentrify Sydney.
Apologies for the choppy audio this week; Allison is on the move again and we had a lot of technical issues. It's definitely listenable though! Not like that one episode. You know the one...
In Episode 46 we talk about toddler gangs, violent Sims, the movie The Birdsbut with ladybugs, the Christian Minority Report reboot, and exploiting lunar workers. Also our fans are now called the "Shrimp Brains". You're welcome.
Antique Sex Toys Roadshow is a British television programme broadcast by The Red Menace in which antiques appraisers travel to various regions of the United Kingdom to appraise nasty fucksticks and glory holes. Episode 45.