In Episode 56 we talk about eating rubber ducks, super-cool tiny knives, the television santa, critiques of phallic owls, and toilet frogs. We bless you with these comedy delicacies and you eat them up, like the ravenous beasts you are.
This is a very important PSA! Squeeze the avocado! Squeeze it like your life depends on it! Ep 55 includes topics like black rice ion fermentation, 2004 nostalgia, dangerous fruit and insecure men. Just your everyday sort of thing.
This week we sue the other Red Menace podcast, talk more about Ooshies, buy a super-wallet, get into a toxic relationship with a ghost, and steal from all the hotels. Also Chris is the one man who can save Melbourne from his own mistakes.
To start our second year of podcasting we spend 25 minutes figuring out how a military force of Australian native animals would work. It's pretty funny, very well thought out, and definitely for sale for TV production. We also talk about Ooshies and how horrible the name "Ooshie" is.
It's our birthday (52nd episode)! So we talk about masturbating monkeys in this one. Happy birthday us! We also talk about anarchist penguins, a wood chip party, a counterfeit council, and who signed Chris up for Christian Mingle. Thank you all for coming to our birthday party.
In Episode 51 we have a special guest! Sophie, Chris's sister! Her flight was cancelled and she was crashing on his couch! We talk about cunning animals, including crocodiles, alligators and cockatoos. Also the Netflix Original film iBoy again.
In Episode 50, we talk about Netflix movies. And Danny DeVito. Honestly that's most of it... Fine, there's also creative bickering, Xbox facial wash, and a man going down on an inflatable clown. It's most DeVito talk though.
In Episode 49 we talk about Facebook boomers, office-chair sports, the unexpected consequences of dating, aerial post delivery, and explore some of the best technology kickstarters. We are all grand pricks now.
In Episode 48 we talk about rubbing things in stores, black panthers (again), buying very small properties, postal vandalism, a place to leave babies while you sell drugs, and which professions feature the most sex dungeons. Allison eats chips sometimes. I did my best to remove all chip audio, but I'm not God. You've been warned.
In Episode 47 we go to the Knob Festival, learn about keeping sex safe from electricity, mistake a bear for dog, offend a possum, figure out we'll never own property, and talk about how to de-gentrify Sydney.
Apologies for the choppy audio this week; Allison is on the move again and we had a lot of technical issues. It's definitely listenable though! Not like that one episode. You know the one...
In Episode 46 we talk about toddler gangs, violent Sims, the movie The Birdsbut with ladybugs, the Christian Minority Report reboot, and exploiting lunar workers. Also our fans are now called the "Shrimp Brains". You're welcome.
Antique Sex Toys Roadshow is a British television programme broadcast by The Red Menace in which antiques appraisers travel to various regions of the United Kingdom to appraise nasty fucksticks and glory holes. Episode 45.
This week we talk about The Queen's roomba, wedding cake entrapment, a dating app for rich assholes and Thomas the Tank Engine fetishists. Also aliens, because why not?
We're back from hiatus! In Episode 43 we talk about financial typos, punk-rock water, animals that can see through time, an ungodly kitchen crime, playing spotlight with planes, and a helpful robbery. We also make some (wrong) election predictions, which is kinda typical at this point...
In Episode 42 we are The Red Menace International! We talk about puritanical hotels, a misandrist dog, the new Daddy of Australian Community Media, the sexiest accent, punny police, horny aliens, and Martians from Egypt. You'll love it.
This week we talk about getting Seinfeld in your teeth, tartan sheep, hipster boa constrictors, and the new slogan of Fremantle. The audio is good this week! That shouldn't be an achievement!
Sorry for the late episode! Sorry for the awful audio quality! Chris went on holiday and his microphone crapped out, hence the state of this episode. However, there's some funny stuff in here if you can get past the episode sounding like a radio from the 40's. We talk about rainbow buns, satanic advertising, next-gen apartments, a police invasion and a lovely story about a man and his rat.
This week we talk about the election cinematic universe, the sweat-bee red-pill, dishonest theft, eating calculators, Nick Cage's divorce, Fortnite jocks, and which of the avengers vapes. There's a weird amount of Marvel talk in this episode, which is unintentionally good for our SEO.
In Episode 38, we discuss the extended Hemsworth family, DJ Kernel, a fake KFC, how to make river beer, weirdly sexy birds, and black market garbage bags. It's all very on brand, and quite funny. Viva la Biff Hemsworth!
This week we discuss ghost-infested supermarkets, fart bullying, suspicious packages against obesity, a blazing population number, and a controversy about nothing. We were both sick and tired. There is lots of hysterical laughter and a kitchen incident. Enjoy.