This week's topics include toilet assassinations, intimate lemon cleaning, crocodile vs shark, Greenday, the most exciting new music festival, and Pendulum Head. All praise Pendulum Head.
Come hang out with your (slightly hungover) friends, and listen to them prattle on about killer octopuses, a new approach to dating, sexy Stalin, how money works, and condom rationing. Sit down, knock back a margarita, and enjoy this quality ContentTM.
This week we're celebrating New Zealand Day! We do it mostly by talking about having sex with yowies for like 20 minutes... Art. We also talk about insulting bosses, snakes attacking butts, cool band The Chainsmokers, and innovative barbecuing. But it's mostly yowie boning.
So um... There's some stuff in this one... You'll know it when you hear it. We're not sorry. F**k the haters. This week we talk about needle bread, sexually harass a redhead day, **REDACTED**, and an English family terrorising New Zealand. These stories are all bangers, and one of them is maybe the worst thing in the universe. Fun!
This week we talk about some fun topics like octopus crime, needle traps, Keno, and teen interior design, but the main event is when Allison brings up The Human Centipede with no prompting whatsoever. It was wild. Also we have a 15-minute long discussion about military marketing that we promise is more fun than it sounds...
This week we talk about pranking with portals, SWATing spiders, the dangers of farm life, whether sex scandals are stress-relief, plane bathroom injuries, and cane toad/python warfare. It's quite rowdy, quite silly, and technically satire. So there.
This week we talk about fast-food internships, Tim the Yowie man, our music festival messiah, an octopus mixup, wasting the UN's time, and the evil stuff shoppers do on Boxing Day. Happy New Year!
So, we've got a pretty exciting guest this week: Santa Claus. As in THE Santa Claus! Oh my god! How did this happen?! We also have some stories and stuff like that but who cares! Santa! Woooooo!!!!
This week we talk about how to buy property, police ugg boots, Target's new murderous ad campaign, a piece of KFC-smelling wood, Roger the kangaroo (the one true man in the world), Tyga's garbage music, and the hot new seal memes. Business as usual I guess?
No, we're not gonna tell you why the episode is called that. It's a secret that you'll find out by listening the whole way through. We talk about a very naughty dog, name a cassowary, learn about New Zealand discrimination, find the police on Tinder, fight with PETA, and hear about the worst new music. It's a good'n.
You knew it was coming, and here is it: this week we talk about large cow. We also talk about some other funny stuff like mullet club, whether bangs (like Allison's) are okay, Aragorn's greasy mane, improvised Home Alone traps, and a regular-sized snake. If we're all being honest with each other though, we're here for large cow. Praise large cow.
This week we talk about the best new Netflix movies, a really lame shark attack, medical Batman, our new cube overlords, the best kids TV show ever, Gwyneth Paltrow's clip-on bidet, a V8 mobility scooter, Hasbro's best new murder toy, and a really lovely story about dogs. Enjoy!
In this week's episode we give our exclusive review of the new Fantastic Beasts movie, talk about a real life Grand Theft Auto character, process our feelings about having red hair, think about which animal we'd steal from a zoo, learn about a very phallic statue, debate corporate onion ethics, and finally give a comprehensive guide to music festivals. Spoilers: don't wear a onesie.
This is probably our weirdest episode yet. It's just weird tangent and imagined world over and over, one after the other. We talk about our daggy-dad Prime Minister, a rock that starts its own emo band, a very blunt child, an aerial-dildo attack, whether we can buy Ben Mendelsohn's leg, then take an adventure to New Zealand to figure out if Kiwi birds and Kiwi fruits are related. It's nuts. Funny? Maybe... Definitely weird though...
This week we talk about the ghost mile-high club, the KFC of the future, Yelp vandalism, a just very bad headline, adorable wallaby rescues, debut a new spooky segment, and whether or not it's okay to murder someone over spoilers. There are lots of cool stories and lots of barely-connected tangents into dumb jokes. Enjoy!
Also, fair warning, there are a fair few audio glitches in the recording this week. We discovered it too late to fix it and have edited around them as much as possible. We apologise, and it won't happen again.
This week we're doing something a little different - our first themed episode! To celebrate Halloween, instead of talking about news stories, we're instead discussing articles about Australian ghosts and ghouls that we found on the web. We talk about haunted streets, haunted roads, LGBT psychic powers, the rules for ghosts, exciting haunted objects on ebay, and ghost-hunter dating opportunities. This episode runs pretty long, but it's a special occasion, so we're giving you extra content/making you listen for longer. We'll be back to our usual selves (and length) next week!
This week we talk about the Royals' weather-control powers, starting a career as a celebrity impersonator, whether it's okay to eat roadkill, paranormal marine rescue, a motivational rooster, the new bill of sausage rights, and a literally naked butcher. There are a lot of accents in this episode. They're not great.
This week we discuss the world's most sensual murderous alien, get hoaxed by Russian fake news, unearth what aeroplane pilots don't want you to know, figure out how to grift an ambulance, think about investing in a hotel, fangirl/boy about Shannon Noll, then spend the final 20 minutes of the show talking almost exclusively about snakes. You really get the whole spectrum of our "great" country in this one. Enjoy!
This week's action-packed, thrilling topics include being a "redhead at heart", the rodeo cowhide drag, sexy police gear, modern hunting, self-vampirism, carp porn, and praying for McDonalds. Such variety! So diverse! Do you like it? Please love us...
This week's topics include radioactive fruit, manly glass-filled cake, a flood of wine, a rain of eels, the solution to manspreading, wholesome prank calls, the legality of horse poo, and our new favourite band Eggsac. It's just as dumb as it sounds. You're welcome.
Gross eel photos available here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-14/truck-carrying-hagfish-eels-overturns-on-oregon-highway/8708822