This week we talk about the election cinematic universe, the sweat-bee red-pill, dishonest theft, eating calculators, Nick Cage's divorce, Fortnite jocks, and which of the avengers vapes. There's a weird amount of Marvel talk in this episode, which is unintentionally good for our SEO.
In Episode 38, we discuss the extended Hemsworth family, DJ Kernel, a fake KFC, how to make river beer, weirdly sexy birds, and black market garbage bags. It's all very on brand, and quite funny. Viva la Biff Hemsworth!
This week we discuss ghost-infested supermarkets, fart bullying, suspicious packages against obesity, a blazing population number, and a controversy about nothing. We were both sick and tired. There is lots of hysterical laughter and a kitchen incident. Enjoy.
This week we make some (sadly correct) election predictions, eat trucker breakfast, throw out our phones, get excited about cabinets, journey to the ice wall, and survive 5 days on nothing but taco sauce. It's an odyssey.
This week we discuss scientologist literature, handy puns, a hipster misunderstanding, Australia's next new "big thing", and archery-proof phones. It feels like a classic week for us. Also less sleepy than the last few...
We're being invaded by an unbeatable force. An energy that can't be killed. They fly. They replicate. They're pretty gross. The cockroaches are coming for us. In other news, this week we talk about Davey Jones erotica. We were very tired.
This week we talk about metaphysical aliens for a solid 30 minutes. It’s a lot, it’s pretty heady, and we hope it’s funny at least. We also talk about friendly porn, bad airline slogans, and some alternative massage styles. Please enjoy.
This week we talk about an egg-mergency, Fortnite's violent dancing, a really big snake, sexy animal poses, and country Batman. All this content for you. Please love us.
This week's episode is a slightly late Valentine's Day special with our exciting guest star Cupid! Hear Cupid chat to us about the complexities of helping the world find love, her public relations problems, what it's like to work with Venus, and inexplicably, serial killers.
This week's topics include toilet assassinations, intimate lemon cleaning, crocodile vs shark, Greenday, the most exciting new music festival, and Pendulum Head. All praise Pendulum Head.
Come hang out with your (slightly hungover) friends, and listen to them prattle on about killer octopuses, a new approach to dating, sexy Stalin, how money works, and condom rationing. Sit down, knock back a margarita, and enjoy this quality ContentTM.
This week we're celebrating New Zealand Day! We do it mostly by talking about having sex with yowies for like 20 minutes... Art. We also talk about insulting bosses, snakes attacking butts, cool band The Chainsmokers, and innovative barbecuing. But it's mostly yowie boning.
So um... There's some stuff in this one... You'll know it when you hear it. We're not sorry. F**k the haters. This week we talk about needle bread, sexually harass a redhead day, **REDACTED**, and an English family terrorising New Zealand. These stories are all bangers, and one of them is maybe the worst thing in the universe. Fun!
This week we talk about some fun topics like octopus crime, needle traps, Keno, and teen interior design, but the main event is when Allison brings up The Human Centipede with no prompting whatsoever. It was wild. Also we have a 15-minute long discussion about military marketing that we promise is more fun than it sounds...
This week we talk about pranking with portals, SWATing spiders, the dangers of farm life, whether sex scandals are stress-relief, plane bathroom injuries, and cane toad/python warfare. It's quite rowdy, quite silly, and technically satire. So there.
This week we talk about fast-food internships, Tim the Yowie man, our music festival messiah, an octopus mixup, wasting the UN's time, and the evil stuff shoppers do on Boxing Day. Happy New Year!
So, we've got a pretty exciting guest this week: Santa Claus. As in THE Santa Claus! Oh my god! How did this happen?! We also have some stories and stuff like that but who cares! Santa! Woooooo!!!!
This week we talk about how to buy property, police ugg boots, Target's new murderous ad campaign, a piece of KFC-smelling wood, Roger the kangaroo (the one true man in the world), Tyga's garbage music, and the hot new seal memes. Business as usual I guess?
No, we're not gonna tell you why the episode is called that. It's a secret that you'll find out by listening the whole way through. We talk about a very naughty dog, name a cassowary, learn about New Zealand discrimination, find the police on Tinder, fight with PETA, and hear about the worst new music. It's a good'n.
You knew it was coming, and here is it: this week we talk about large cow. We also talk about some other funny stuff like mullet club, whether bangs (like Allison's) are okay, Aragorn's greasy mane, improvised Home Alone traps, and a regular-sized snake. If we're all being honest with each other though, we're here for large cow. Praise large cow.