In this week's episode we talk about a very special baby, the worst carry-on luggage ever, an impossible heist, farmer discrimination, and then we spend the rest of the show constructing a needlessly elaborate conspiracy theory about celebrity birds being murdered by an international corporation. Take from that what you will. Some will say we're paranoid. Some will say we've crossed a line. However, some - those really in the know - will say we've cracked this damned case wide open!